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Fran Rose Schumer

A Nine-Year-Old New Yorker

Well, lah di dah, I was that one,

nine years old and living 

in 

New York. Brooklyn born,

we called Manhattan the city.

Downtown was Fulton Street,

A&S. And yes, I did read 

the Eloise books, though 

I never 

set foot in the Plaza. 

And 

surely I didn’t have a Nanny.

But I had a mommy, and she

loved me too much to let me

stay in school without her.

We took the D train, or 

drove, 

into the “city” and 

shopped 

in B. Altman and ate

lunch 

in the antebellum style 

Charleston Gardens 

or 

The Bird Cage in Lord & Taylor, 

where I swooned over stories 

she told me, or that I told her, 

eliciting like a snake charmer 

love from her bottomless, wet

brown eyes. How prophetic 

that the names of both those 

restaurants suggested entrapment, 

slavery, prison. I found a book 

later by Hilda Bruch, also 

prophetic, about how young 

girls develop anorexia. It was 

called The Golden Cage. 


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Fran Rose Schumer’s poetry, fiction, personal essays and articles have appeared in various sections of The New York Times, including Op Ed, Book Review and Sunday Magazine; also, Vogue, The Nation, The North American Review, The New Verse News and other publications. She was the winner of a Goodman Loan Grant Award for Fiction from the City University of New York. She is the writer of Powerplay (Simon and Schuster; NYT bestseller) and author of Most Likely to Succeed (Random House). She lives and teaches writing in New Jersey and on Martha’s Vineyard.

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