- 2 days ago
My Brief Bio
Bill Schulz is a 6’10” power
forward for the Browntail Moths
of Maine’s Pine Tree League.
Born in Siam and raised
in a drunken bateau, Bill
writes simultaneously in
at least three languages,
including DOS and Silbo.
He is a superb whistler.
Bill has written many manifestos,
routines, and recipes in Silbo yet
mostly DOS. He reclines in
Presumptive Heights with his
alt personality ∞¶¶∞ and/or
a litter of Prince Fatta Spaniels.